Monday, February 25, 2008

I know I have IT

"Sexual advances of any kind towards fellow members or employees are strictly forbidden."

Part of the reason I created a blog in the first place is because i have been on a dating moratorium. Mainly because I sleep with guys on the first date. I'm just particularly perpetually horny. Suffice it to say, I really do belong with my friends, hahaha.

Anyway, Last night was really a record achievement as not one, not two, but four men hit on me in both the sauna and steam room at the gym. I shuddered as I thought that maybe God was playing tricks on me as I swore off guys for the moment. I'm used to being hit on while at the gym or at bars. It swells up my already huge ego. But if you don't look as good as me, know your place. And those 4 guys where blah.

But before I go off again about hideous guys at my gym, I just received the best head I ever had last week at the steam room. Man, could that guy blow. Hahaha.

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